So… we designed games where rats get paid in gold dust and zodiac symbols? I’m not saying it’s gambling — it’s emotional architecture. You chase jackpots like they’re therapy sessions with 95% return rates… and still end up sniffing your inner rat for fun. Pro tip: If your RNG feels personal through cheese at a banquet, you’re doing it right. Want to play? Just don’t click ‘Buy Now’ — unless you want to be the next lucky rod in the algorithmic zoo.