RTP? More Like Return To Pizza! 🍕

As a data nerd who’s designed enough Skinner boxes to make Pavlov blush, I gotta say Carla’s golden mouse strategy is chef’s kiss. Starting with low-volatility slots is like ordering the kids’ menu before tackling a vindaloo - smart move!

Pro tip she missed: The real jackpot is when you convince your cat to play. Now THAT’S high volatility! 😹

Who else here has turned their coffee break into a slot marathon? Drop your best/worst spins below!